Swiss Army ScorpionNov 6, 20201 minEpisode 124 - The Mask SlipsA great victory has been won, but there remains much work to do. One member of the crew seems to be missing in the aftermath of the...
Swiss Army ScorpionOct 30, 20201 minEpisode 123 - Deliciously SaltyThe gang's underwater maneuverings have brought them safely through this naval battle thus far, but now they find themselves face-to-face...
Swiss Army ScorpionOct 23, 20201 minEpisode 122 - So Anyway, Here's Water WallThe invasion is on! Someone or something is playing around with large swaths of water and wreaking havoc on the gang's allies. Can they...
Swiss Army ScorpionOct 16, 20201 minEpisode 121 - Fashionable TreasonAn invasion is bearing down on the Shackles, and it seems to be up to the gang and their allies to turn it back while the Hurricane King...
Swiss Army ScorpionOct 9, 20201 minSweet Side Action 13 - No PressureThis week the gang takes a break from their regularly scheduled piratical shenanigans to continue their exploration of a massive mountain...
Swiss Army ScorpionOct 2, 20201 minEpisode 120 - From Reason to TreasonIt's Pirate Meeting II: Invasion Boogaloo! The gang has gathered the pirate council together to discuss matters of the utmost importance,...
Swiss Army ScorpionSep 25, 20201 minEpisode 119 - Making PeaceWe did it! Right? We did it? The guy we've been hunting in some form or other for over 100 episodes now is dead, that means we won,...
Swiss Army ScorpionSep 18, 20201 minSweet Side Action 12 - Cheap FrillsThis week the gang takes a break from their regularly scheduled piratical adventures to explore not only the seemingly endless dungeon,...
Swiss Army ScorpionSep 11, 20201 minEpisode 118 - Into the Fortress of FearNow that the bouquet of claws has been dealt with, the gang finds themselves surrounded in the heart of the fortress. Will they succumb...
Swiss Army ScorpionSep 5, 20201 minEpisode 117 - Exterminate!What kind of fortress is this? Who collects all of these weird creatures and just leaves them around for people to wander into? The gang...
Swiss Army ScorpionAug 28, 20201 minEpisode 116 - Pounding the BungholeOk, so maybe stealth isn't the gang's strong suit. Their efforts to sneak into this fort have already stalled, but can the gang contain...
Swiss Army ScorpionAug 21, 20201 minEpisode 115 - Slam PoetryActions have consequences. This week, the gang changes their name to "Consequences" as they make their way to exact both vengeance and...
Swiss Army ScorpionAug 14, 20201 minEpisode 114 - A Mask From the PastThe assault is on! In quite possibly the largest threat the gang has faced to date (both literally and figuratively), it appears to...
Swiss Army ScorpionAug 7, 20201 minEpisode 113 - Baptism by FireOver two years of podcasting and nearly a year in the world, things are finally coming to a head. The battle between the gang and their...
Swiss Army ScorpionJul 31, 20201 minEpisode 112 - The Ham Beast of Hell HarborAfter a hell of a day, the gang finally has some time to breathe. Their next, and probably most deadly, challenge lies close at hand,...
Swiss Army ScorpionJul 24, 20201 minSweet Side Action 11 - Imp ClosetsThe gang gets a well-deserved breather after the day they just endured. Instead, join us this week as we continue to test the rules of...
Swiss Army ScorpionJul 17, 20201 minEpisode 111 - Smell What the Rat is CookingWill this hellish day never end? After surviving the demonic tower the gang returned to the Maskador only to find another threat awaiting...
Swiss Army ScorpionJul 10, 20201 minEpisode 110 - Stop, Drop, and Barrel RollIn a battle full of literal ups and downs, some among the gang are quite literally losing their minds while others are simply going mad....
Swiss Army ScorpionJul 3, 20201 minEpisode 109 - Inigo Skram-ToyaAfter years of searching and whining, and some very emotional flashbacks, Skram has finally come face-to-face with the "man" responsible...
Swiss Army ScorpionJun 26, 20201 minEpisode 108 - Gaze PrideOh, look, a big, scary, underwater tower dedicated to one of the most powerful Demons in the Abyss. The gang already went in, didn't...